You know what? After this 3rd baby I have made a special effort to put myself together every morning.
People said to me right after having him-you look great! All dressed for the day!
My response "Because I do not want to pass the mirror and feel like the crypt keeper!"
I am pretty honest about being vain. If you want to wear birkenstocks with cracked dry heels and no bra and that makes you happy then fine.
For me. I have been using antiwrinkle cream since I was 20.
Yes, for vanity reasons! Why else would someone do it.
I have the feeling that I am going to be the obese older lady who gets a facelift to look younger. I am not going to have a raw avacado for breakfast and eat all fresh everyday to help stay looking healthy and younger...I'll take the knife thank you and the norco I am pretty sure they would prescribe.
Because I am bit more of a lazy vain.
So sometimes I want to make a list of advice for new moms or even moms who have just had a baby
"if it is a chore and you don't want to do it...don't do it"
"if you are feeling yucky try wearing blush. Just blush. If you aren't a makeup person just try it. It does make a difference. Not bronzer...I repeat not bronzer but blush"
"Make sure to shower everyday. Cleaning your person and shaving (if you are into that-I have recently discovered not everyone is) makes you feel human. We do not have cat tongues,"
People said to me right after having him-you look great! All dressed for the day!
My response "Because I do not want to pass the mirror and feel like the crypt keeper!"
I am pretty honest about being vain. If you want to wear birkenstocks with cracked dry heels and no bra and that makes you happy then fine.
For me. I have been using antiwrinkle cream since I was 20.
Yes, for vanity reasons! Why else would someone do it.
I have the feeling that I am going to be the obese older lady who gets a facelift to look younger. I am not going to have a raw avacado for breakfast and eat all fresh everyday to help stay looking healthy and younger...I'll take the knife thank you and the norco I am pretty sure they would prescribe.
Because I am bit more of a lazy vain.
So sometimes I want to make a list of advice for new moms or even moms who have just had a baby
"if it is a chore and you don't want to do it...don't do it"
"if you are feeling yucky try wearing blush. Just blush. If you aren't a makeup person just try it. It does make a difference. Not bronzer...I repeat not bronzer but blush"
"Make sure to shower everyday. Cleaning your person and shaving (if you are into that-I have recently discovered not everyone is) makes you feel human. We do not have cat tongues,"
I would much rather spend time getting myself ready for the day than cleaning up my house
This is the kitchen on a good day.
To all the adults who keep things clean. You are welcome.
Its like when I watch hoarders. It makes me want to clean something
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